why can't coffee taste as good as it smells?
i mean, to be honest, i don't even like coffee.
i drink milk and sugar with some coffee in it
- and that's still not so great -
but the goddamn coffee aisle at marsh
is to die for!
i took some nice deep breaths
as i walked past
and then i threw that shit in reverse
so i could bask in that glorious aroma again
mmmmmmmmmm.....

i tried to eat a bean
like my brother used to do
but it was fucking sick to the max
so i spit it out onto the floor
and kept on walking

i didn't buy any coffee