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this is ponderous

this is ponderous, man
really ponderous

i had this dream
i went to work one day
and nobody remembered who i was
so i decided to take the day off

on my way out i run into my boss
and he says, "hey, you look familiar."
i said "thanks,
people tell me that a lot in these dreams."

then the horns kicked in
(doot doot do do doot)
and my shoes started to squeak
(squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak)

then all of a sudden i'm standing on a beach
in some tropical part of the world
and there's a sign that says,
"aren't you supposed to be at work?"

(ah ha ha)
it sort of screamed out at me
(ahhhhhhh!!)

then i remembered
i've been here in other dreams
but usually there was a water polo game
and a girl who could talk with her eyes

and she'd say,
"can you see
what i'm saying?"

then the horns kicked in
(doot doot do do doot)
and my shoes started to squeak
(squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak)

before i knew it i was walking near a lake
when a phone rings
and the operator speaks to me in a language
i don't understand

"boom popa chaka maka notoh sing cow
ding coppa lanna wanna gummo ching pow
heavy gobba loo-ah comma jen a-sing tee
boom maka chaka manau one is now free."

then the horns kicked in
(doot doot do do doot)
and my shoes started to squeak
(squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak)

before long
i was coming up on this really weird part of my dream
you know,
the part where i know how to tap dance
but i can only do while wearing golf shoes

now i'm back on the beach
walking with this girl who can talk with her eyes
this time she says,
"i think you see
what i'm saying."

then
just before i woke up
it started to rain
in southern california

boom popa chaka maka notoh sing cow
ding coppa lanna wanna gummo ching pow
heavy gobba loo-ah comma jen a-sing tee
boom maka chaka manau one is now free

the girl
who could talk with her eyes....

can you see
what i'm saying?

(ah ha ha ha!!)

this is ponderous man
really ponderous

ohhhhhhh....

squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak.......

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hatter716
Nov. 9th, 2001 09:48 pm (UTC)
Dig
I like it. A lot actually.

So tell me about these escapades we're going to have. :-)

What's up with IPWIB? Can't check it out.

Love you.
-E
shakewell
Nov. 9th, 2001 09:53 pm (UTC)
plant you now, dig you later (ha!)
that's one of my most favoritest songs!

anyway, i hardly think this is the place to write about those escapades - i don't want to get thrown off LJ for being lewd or vulgar. *growl* i'll send you a detailed email soon!

and iPWiB is a big piece of shit. it's broken. that's all i know. spooge is the only one who can fix it, but he has no internet. life is so cruel.
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