- Пн, 20:23: With a name like peasant potaoes and all the accoutrement of a modern kitchen, you'd think this would be a dish I could master #youdbewrong
- Пн, 21:39: Lasagna baked. Breakfast burritos in the freezer. And zero desire to eat at this point.
- Пн, 21:41: On the plus side, I did not need to employ those skills I had preemptively googled for putting out grease fires.
- Пн, 22:55: "I remember the Pharisees from 'Jesus Christ, Superstar.' They were the ones w/ the deep voices who were always hassling Christ." #snowcrash
Tue, 18:15: PEE-WEE'S XXX ADVENTURE: A PORN PARODY http://t.co/RcUJOpcj @ ryan_coldfeet (trailer is SFW)
Sun, 11:08: Am I the only one who is disappointed when I wake up too early for McDonald's lunch? #icanhascheezburger?
Вс, 21:18: I like to rap about sweetened romance. My fond ambition its of your pants.