- Wed, 19:46: Nice! RT @MadisonCourier: Adult wiffleball league is forming in Madison!
- Thu, 03:04: Dreamed that @jayoh was Dexter & he beat the shit out of me for a wknd. I escaped & had to break up w/ him while retreiving my keys.
- Thu, 03:06: Weirdest part was I left his house & stumbled upon a rescue in Clifty Creek. Injured dude flagged me down just to say he didn't want help.
- Thu, 03:07: Then he just got up, waded out of the water and walked past me with a mostly severed neck of all things.
Tue, 18:15: PEE-WEE'S XXX ADVENTURE: A PORN PARODY http://t.co/RcUJOpcj @ ryan_coldfeet (trailer is SFW)
Sun, 11:08: Am I the only one who is disappointed when I wake up too early for McDonald's lunch? #icanhascheezburger?
Пн, 20:23: With a name like peasant potaoes and all the accoutrement of a modern kitchen, you'd think this would be a dish I could master…