today's tweets: shakewell

today's tweets

20:11 my attempts to watch defying gravity may have just cost my laptop its integrity. ops #
20:52 @CoolHandLex what about toilet tissue? #
21:02 sheesh. i don't even think i installed dumb shit on accident back in the 90s. of course, it did take a week to download everything... #
06:06 system recovered? #
09:38 @NickiLaycoax allamericanhotdog.com/ they'll match or beat any competitor's price or your cart is free! #
13:11 think before you email #protip #
14:11 @indymichelle hold end @ 45° angle to skin surface. push skin down to remove it from the adhesive #
14:14 @indymichelle or massage oils (cooking, skin care, massage) into the cotton fabric to loosen adhesive attachment from skin #
17:36 was hoping to find out if my neighbors were velociraptors, but was still delighted by this page twurl.nl/lezs35 #
17:36 (thanks @indymichelle) #

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today's tweets