sWell (shakewell) wrote,

Writer's Block: Wardrobe Malfunction

Broken zippers, split seams, straps that come untied at the most embarrassing moment possible—what's your most memorable experience with an unexpected wardrobe malfunction?

back in high school, some friends and i put together a swing dancing club. the clumination of our efforts was a swing dance in the gymnasium.

in my opinion, all those flash dance moves look all the more impressive when the lady is wearing a skirt, so i included that (and bloomers) as part of my get-up. the skirt was only knee length, but it was a wrap-around sort of deal.

well, during some crazy move, my dance partner stepped on the one string that held it all together. (really, why wasn't there some sort of back-up in place?) as he lifted me back up, my skirt went down to the floor and he dropped me almost immediately.

it was a quick fix to put the thing back on and i wasn't all that embarrassed since i was wearing bloomers and i'd been basically flashing those all night anyway, but my date was absolutely mortified and refused to dance with me ever again.
Tags: clothes, high school, nick auxier, writer's block

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