sWell (shakewell) wrote,

today's tweets

  • 18:46 ichiban is not #1 in my book #
  • 18:47 @niksterrr that's not disgusting. i think pickleness is next to godliness, maybe even above it! #
  • 07:04 ah joy, everyone turned in late timesheets #
  • 08:30 i think my work computer likes mornings even less than i do #
  • 11:46 @quarantine have you got a new roommate? #
  • 13:10 if it took longer to bring my lunch check than it took me to order my food and eat it, you're not getting a tip. lunch hour: heard of it? #
  • 13:46 @sneakin god wishes he were a pickle! #
  • 14:34 if you're going to say in the headline that IN Health Dept is using twitter. i dunno. maybe mention the username. (@ISDH_IDHS) #
  • 14:35 @jackola my subway (lynhurst @ raymond) still does free cookie wednesdays #
  • 15:12 here come the mummies come back to indy june 20 tinyurl.com/cyvajz #
  • 17:20 Fuck that cunt at midas who told me to bring the car on over #
  • 17:21 And fuck this ass hat who just cut in front of me at panda express #
  • 17:28 "Make those special talents you have work like a charm" ... In bed #
  • 18:04 @jqr see you next tuesday, then! #
  • 18:07 @brasko19 i'm so nasty in my tweets, but i just smiled at those jerks this afternoon. someday i'll be the bitch i've always dreamed of #
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