today's tweets

07:01 worst to first, baby. the mojo misfits are your kickball clampions (and, yes, that misspelling was on purpose) #
10:03 @jqr i'm thinking about video games live for your birthday. y/n? tinyurl.com/yutmh7 #
10:04 @coopman good job being born, man. #
11:42 break dancing with the UPS guy #
14:51 returning things i never should have bought in the first place #

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