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i guess bridget must have thought i was serious about that plate. i came home to find my keyboard full of water and some security tape on her bedroom door so she'll know if anyone goes in there.

HEY BRIDGET I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR PLATE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOUR PLATE IS. JUST LIKE I ALREADY TOLD YOU. PLEASE DON'T DESTROY ANY MORE OF KRIS' PROPERTY (yeah, it was his keyboard). KTHX!

and, yes, i did go into your room to turn your radiator down. seeing how you're not living here AND you're not paying for gas, i didn't see the need to waste my money on your empty room. if you would have asked, i would have told you.

but, i know, you're too intimidated to talk to me.

this whole situation still amuses but confounds me. bridget says i hate her, but i have never said so and i don't. bridget thinks i'm so mean, but all i've done since we lived here was stop talking to her like she said she wanted. she shut off the utilities with little to no notice. and she accused me of stealing from her. she's mad at everyone else in the house because they like me better. well, that's hardly my fault! maybe she should try to be more likeable and less demanding.

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tannomano
Mar. 12th, 2008 05:45 am (UTC)
Wow, that was actually hard to finish. This chick needs some sorta pow-wow or intervention.

Or you could just take down that tape and piss all over her floor and say it's yours now. Bed that'd feel pretty damn great. But then you'd hafta worry about the smell..shit.
shakewell
Mar. 12th, 2008 11:10 am (UTC)
such a pow wow was once had. it is why she stopped talking to me.

but, she is gone now. she moved out this weekeng.

< insert huge sigh of relief >

Edited at 2008-03-12 11:10 am (UTC)

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