sWell (shakewell) wrote,

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i'm so weird.

i was trying to come up with a good away message to post when i'm depressed just now. you know, something like "insert gun in mouth." and i thought to myself:

"i wonder if anyone has ever shot himself in the asshole."

then of course i picture this scene in my mind.

and i realize, i'm really fucking weird.

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