sWell (shakewell) wrote,

in honor of tax season

today's (mensa-created) word of the day is intaxication: the euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.


i thought i was getting better, but it turns out i'm just getting to be a different kind of sick.

on the down side, i'm so dehydrated it kind of hurts, but, on the bright side, i'm losing tons of weight (and all i have to do is sleep and watch movies all day).


i think she owes me an apology, but i know i'll never get it.

i guess i should just learn to pretend that you can really take things back. it seems to work just fine for her and her friends.


i love chai tea.


considering i didn't bother to check my work as i entered payroll this week, it turns out i did surprisingly well. go me.

i'm deserving that 30% raise more and more each day.

i also got a new(-to-me) computer, today. i was too sick to bother hooking it up. also, they brought down this HUGE crt monitor, and i am not at all enthused about putting that on my desk.


i want a button maker.
Tags: bitches, health, walsh, work, wotd
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