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no need for boyfriends OR sex with robots

i found some batteries in a random box of stuff i never unpacked from carmel. i had to test to see if the were still good, so i put them into the only battery operated device i own.

yeah. they're still good. real good.

[she says, "DAMN... those beats are fresh!"]

nothin' like some fresh double a's to perk up an evening alone at home.

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tararee
Nov. 14th, 2005 11:52 pm (UTC)
I wish I had the same alphabetical problem with my bra size.
Why does everyone have ones that take double A's? I never randomly encounter D batteries in my personal belongings.

Life is SO unfair.
shakewell
Nov. 14th, 2005 11:58 pm (UTC)
Re: I wish I had the same alphabetical problem with my bra size.
while D batteries are more expensive and less frequently encountered during random cleaning excursions, something tells me those Ds would put my AAs to shame.

/me is lost in thought over all that power...

(actually it seems like 3 AAs would be roughly equivalent to a D, but what the fuck do i know about electronics.)
anross
Nov. 15th, 2005 07:58 am (UTC)
Re: I wish I had the same alphabetical problem with my bra size.
Size doesn't matter....batteries from size AA-D have the same amount of power.
quarantine
Nov. 15th, 2005 12:34 am (UTC)
Re: I wish I had the same alphabetical problem with my bra size.
You should post a picture of this huge dinosaur vibrator you've got. I picture you starting it with a ripcord much like a lawnmower.
tararee
Nov. 15th, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
Re: I wish I had the same alphabetical problem with my bra size.
Yeah, the batteries only power its Diesel generator.
bcflood
Nov. 15th, 2005 12:24 am (UTC)
^_^;
surjay
Nov. 15th, 2005 01:57 am (UTC)
You should better document this stuff with pics and videos. Could be Oscar-worthy.
jwendl
Nov. 15th, 2005 02:00 am (UTC)
And this is what makes men sooo jealous of women!

That and the fact that you can control when you are turned on and what not.
shakewell
Nov. 15th, 2005 02:24 am (UTC)
i wouldn't say this is controlling when i get turned out. sure, it does turn me on, but i imagine it's much like a guy watching porn or whatever else guys do to toss off with such incredible regularity. just because i can instigate it on some (not all) occassions, it certainly doesn't mean i can control it in others.
jwendl
Nov. 15th, 2005 02:35 am (UTC)
Nice icon to formulate a rebuttal with.

I think I was more implying that you can turn on said device and yourself, then turn yourself off when it has done the job.

Guys on the other hand have to go from point A to point B with some form of "completion" so to speak.
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