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happy birthday, menlie

i've got a lot of things i've been wanting to write about, but i just haven't had the time recently. now, i'm at a complete loss for a single topic to discuss.

of course, tonight was menlie's surprise 21st birthday extravaganza. i came bearing sparks, two fifths of vodka, two two-liters and even cups. (ah! to finally be rid of some of those damned pizza express cups that have overrun my cupboards!!) i can't imagine that party if i hadn't been packing all that booze, so i'm really glad i could help some kids out. still, it's hilarious that jobless, indebted me is financing a party in any way at all.

i talked down my gift a lot (which is a pretty shitty thing to do), but as i was driving home i started warming up to the idea that it might actually be well-appreciated. more than anything, i'm proud of the silly lettuce card a wrapping paper. i'm such a goof. still, i wish i could have found something for her that would just make me say "yes, this is totally perfect for lauren." oh well. christmas is around the corner and i'll do better next time.

somehow, i walked away from the party being the prude of a bunch of girls. i find that absolutely hilarious. it's not that i didn't want to toss a little lap dance love in lauren's direction; it's that i just wouldn't feel comfortable giving a lap dance to anyone in front of my brother, four ex-lovers (who think they still have a chance) and my latest crush. oh, and also that stripper that i made out with.

other random tidbits:
>> i still can't deal with being teased about anything in front of a group. it sends me over the edge. fast.
>> i hold a grudge like nobody's business.
>> i think i really love these kids. they put me at ease [except when they're teasing me].
>> I SCREEN MY FUCKING CALLS. DEAL WITH IT. MY PHONE IS FOR MY CONVENIENCE -- NOT YOURS.
>> expectations piss me off. i don't owe you anything.

anyway, i'm not as pissed off as all that. really. i had an excellent time tonight.

happy birthday, le chuga!!

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