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fyi OR secret internet fatty!

i'm still alive. this is not a ransom note. and i had a most excellent time.

i dreamed about kumquats. i don't even know what they are.

the trip to columbus, like the trips to so many parties before it, has been delayed for a few hours. i'm so nervous about the car ride and also the hotel room. i'm not sure i have that much to talk about. i hope i don't start rambling on like an idiot.

i noticed last night that i'm tossing "like" around like crazy again. it annoys me greatly. it's so pedestrian.

i downloaded the wrong episode of e.r. yesterday and the new one says it's going to take three days to get here. good grief.

i desperately need a haircut.

i'm addicted to earning points on the lj support boards. i currently have 35 points and am ranked 477th. not bad considering i'm still a screened responder.

i feel really, really good today. thanks.

[note: i've been rocking spellcheck's world lately. i love it!]


Oct. 22nd, 2005 05:38 pm (UTC)
If Google Doesn't Know They Do Not Exist
I curse worse than anyone I know, and I'm partial to words like "pimp" and "like" as well. Which is disapointing because I'm quite partial to my vocabulary. I suppose if I strained to use it as my normal voice it would make me sound stuck up. I might just tell myself that so I feel better about talking like the love child of a seventh grade boy and a stereotypical vally girl. Your entry made me smile--life is more often than not mediocre--happiness is contagious. What are kumquats? I'm going to google them.
Oct. 22nd, 2005 05:58 pm (UTC)
Re: If Google Doesn't Know They Do Not Exist
i used to be all about exercising my vocabulary when i was writing. i don't even bother with that any more. shit, i had to look up pedestrian to make sure it really meant what i thought it did. how sad is that?!

but i was always afraid of sounding elitist or condescending by littering my conversations with grandiose verbiage. lol. now i'm just worried about saying the wrong word and sounding like a total fool.

google tells me the kumquat is the smallest of the citrus fruits.

happy to have made you smile. smiles for everyone.
Oct. 22nd, 2005 07:31 pm (UTC)
Re: If Google Doesn't Know They Do Not Exist
I had an English teacher in Jersey
who used to call all
the girls his "little chickadees"
and the boys his "dear kumquats."
Did I neglect to mention that
he was greatest flaming homo
I ever knew over the age of 60?
Oct. 22nd, 2005 07:38 pm (UTC)
Re: If Google Doesn't Know They Do Not Exist
that is too hilarious!

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