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nick's gyros

i dreamed the man at the gyro place in the mall charged me $7 for a soda and a pita with two strips of lettuce and five almonds on it. i sat down to eat with my parents and my dad made me go back to have the pita replaced. the man barely spoke english. he threw my pita at the wall. it landed in a ziploc bag. we argued about the price of the pita compared to the substance of it. the soda was $1.19. i saw on the overhead menu that possible toppings included lamb, asparagus, broccoli, lettuce, almonds, hummus, bamboo shoots (called "shooters" on the menu) and sliced mushrooms that looked an awful lot like the handles of my grandmother's silberware. they were $0.25 each. the man went on break suddenly, so i just made my own damn pita. i got asparagus even though i hadn't ordered it.

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(Anonymous)
Sep. 1st, 2005 06:02 pm (UTC)
your dreams are so entertaining
dano_rocks
Sep. 1st, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC)
hummus is awesome
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