sWell (shakewell) wrote,

new candidate for the worst pick up "line" ever

Hello my name is Kris i'm a single and looking 26 year old male from southeastern indiana I'm currently not allowed to drive cuz i had a serious car accident and i recieved a bruised brain and my doctor told me not to drink anymore and i did. So i'm not allowed to drive until january and i'm currently living at my parents cuz me and my ex broke up. I would like to get into a faithful relationship. I am a good guy i try to do everything that the woman wants me to do. when we go out on a date i would always ask you what you want to do Cuz your opinion counts ALOT to me. Once we fell in love i would call you everyday and let you know i love you cuz i fall in love quick and i'm not afraid to tell you how i feel. I hope you dont care i'm at my parents right now and not driving . We can work through this if your the perfect woman i hope you are Cuz i would love to chat with you and see if we have a chance in meeting and then we will know if we want to date. Please get back with me soon cuz i cant wait.

Tags: pick-up attempts

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