in the fucking beginning, i wanted to fuckin' kill you. then, shit, i decided to fuckin' give you and your monkey a chance and get to know you. I should fuck your neck. now i've discoverd our mutual LOVE of snail jizz and mix tapes! swoon! if only you didn't live three hours away, we could dress all seXXXy and watch the fucking assholes at soccer practice. maybe someday i'll take you raving and we'll dance the fucking night away and you and your hemorrhoids can teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' use that really fucking brilliant murray's pomade! until then, shit, i guess i'll just have to fuckin' be satisfied with stealing your sorry live journal friends and color scheme!
if that's not love, i don't know what fuckin' is.
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