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the fucker inside

jezz:::

in the fucking beginning, i wanted to fuckin' kill you. then, shit, i decided to fuckin' give you and your monkey a chance and get to know you. I should fuck your neck. now i've discoverd our mutual LOVE of snail jizz and mix tapes! swoon! if only you didn't live three hours away, we could dress all seXXXy and watch the fucking assholes at soccer practice. maybe someday i'll take you raving and we'll dance the fucking night away and you and your hemorrhoids can teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' use that really fucking brilliant murray's pomade! until then, shit, i guess i'll just have to fuckin' be satisfied with stealing your sorry live journal friends and color scheme!

if that's not love, i don't know what fuckin' is.

ex oh ex oh

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heartspumpdust
Oct. 29th, 2001 03:55 am (UTC)
the feeling is mutal
bitchface =)

xoxo
heartspumpdust
Oct. 29th, 2001 05:00 pm (UTC)
i followed through!
when i first heard about you i wanted someone to "take care" of you. Are you ready to burn? how in the hell dare someone steal my fucking internet boyfriend. You are a fuckhead. though after i read your sorry journal, and saw that you weren't the fucking heartless bitch i always assumed you were, i decided that talking to you and your monkey might not be that "f'ing bad". and i was right. Which is deeper, your slapped cornhole or your fried colon? your sorry a really angrily nauseating fucking bitch. and i must admit i was jealous of you and all the fucking nasty shits i said about you were merely because you are one fucking bastard and of my scabby own ignorance. Mind if I neglect your ass? so god-damn i do hope that you and i can continue our odd friendship..

LOVE,
jessica
shakewell
Oct. 29th, 2001 06:10 pm (UTC)
you kill me!
yours was so much better. thanks pal! nice pic by the way!!!
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