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douche kazoo n. pl. douche kazoos. 1. a derogatory term popularized be swell. usually denotes a failure to perform on par with normal satifaction standards or a tendancy to to fail when success is most imperative. ("livejournal is such a fucking douche kazoo, i can't even post a comment in my own damn journal.")

robbored p.t. v. tr. alt. form roboxored. 1. to be both robbed and fuxored at the same time. ("when i saw my keys, wallet and cell phone were missing, i knew i was robbored.")

dear livejournal,

i understand you are temporarily in read-only mode, but i think your use of the word temprary is insulting. sure, every few minutes i can sneak a little something onto your finicky database and, for that, i do thank you. but it has been nearly a week now of this silly game. are you ever going to get your act together or are you really the little cock tease that everyone warned me about?

and, honestly now, is it really necessary for you to deny my access AND change my radio button selections when i attempt to post comments. i'll bet i've missed ten of your tiny windows of opportunity because you thought i wanted to post as some other user when i was obviously still logged in.

will you suck this entry too up into you void of entries that never were where it can drift in oblivion alongside it's bretheren of things better said the first time? or will you coax me in with one successful attempt before you dash my hopes again with you impenetrable walls?

sometimes i want to hate you, dear livejournal, but i cannot bring myself to do it. you were my first and you will always hold a special place in my browser history.

i hope we can make this work again. we've been through too much to let it end like this.

much love always,


( 9 comments — Say Something )
Feb. 22nd, 2005 11:58 pm (UTC)
i have finished the fountainhead and wish to hug you as soon as humanly possible.
Feb. 23rd, 2005 12:01 am (UTC)
i quit my job and am now free on weekends! (except this weekend as i mentioned previously.)

come see mc chris on the 9th or i'll come to your party on the 12th.
Feb. 23rd, 2005 12:44 am (UTC)
i'm off on the 9th so i'll definitely be there. i've been dying to hear dq blizzard for so, so long!

is it cool if i crash at your place? i'll wash some dishes in return. haha

Feb. 23rd, 2005 01:30 am (UTC)
it's cool with me. killbot, stew and my bro will all be up here too, but i don't know if they're staying. i've got work and shit the next day but it's all good. we're prolly gonna go to the jazz kitchen for free waffles and house music after the show too.

see ya then!
Feb. 23rd, 2005 11:28 am (UTC)
shit, I say we either get Eli to bring up his decks and we can get trashed and have a micro mini party at your apt!! or hell, i may have decks at that point or ashley will bring his shit cuz i know he'll be down as soon as i tell him.
flame throwers on my wrist, you think i give a shit?
Feb. 23rd, 2005 11:32 am (UTC)
I assume I'm your, Killbot's and Spooge's ride up to indy so make sure you get ahold of me. cuz i'm dumb, i may forget!

"Frankly, the feelings fucking fantastic. I'm tripping like Jesus in the desert when he fasted,"
Feb. 23rd, 2005 01:23 am (UTC)
douche kazoo
you were my first and you will always hold a special place in my browser history.
Yup. The first always holds a special place in a person's heart! ;)
Feb. 23rd, 2005 03:49 pm (UTC)
i talked to jesse last night about the whole thing and we may take us a mini holiday and head up there on tuesday after i get off at 2. i haven't done anything nice for myself in a long time and he's been meaning to visit some of his friends so we may get a room or two somewhere. swimming and beers in the tub. wonderful!
Feb. 23rd, 2005 05:37 pm (UTC)
Man, I was going to post a similar hateful post to Livejournal. These bitches need to be put in their place. I'm sick of this bullshit.
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