June 17th, 2005

the road less travelled

good mourning vietnam

i screamed out in my sleep this morning. ("then why don't you show me how to fucking do it then?!") i can't sleep more than two hours at a time, but i still dream like a madman and remember it all.

saturday night will be my ipwib birthday party. all are welcome. we're going out to howl at the moon or some other bar downtown if it's too crowded there. give me a ring-a-ding or drop me a line if you're interested and i'll give you all the details.

went for a bike ride with my brother last night. good times. we've got a mischievous adventure lined up for our next ride. i can't wait!

i'm donating neo geo to goodwill unless anyone here is interested in throwing a few bucks my way for it.

i guess i'm driving to edinburgh this afternoon. whee...

my new classes start next wednesday. i am bored by geology already. thank god i don't have to attend any lectures for that class!

well, back to bed.
robot war

*phew* i gotta take five

last night i was telling my brother how the take five candy bar is the new fast break (in reference to my short-lived addiction to those fabulous candy bars). i didn't realize they were both phrases for taking a break when i made the comparisson. but then eli said something similar to my subject line and it reminded me of my fast break quote.

man! i need a break... a fast break!
i think i'll pass

go go (to hell) gadget geo

fuck my car
fuck both of them
and their shitty asses
fuck fuses
fuck finding out you need a fuse when you're 12 minutes away from an autozone that closes in 10 minutes
fuck manuals that don't indicate any fuse at all for tail lights
fuck getting a ticket for 44 in a 30
fuck not being able to see the speedometer
fuck getting caught after sunset because the cop took 20 minutes to write a ticket
fuck driving on the interstate after dark with now goddamn window

fuck fuggidy fuck fuck fuck