for those of you who seem so entertained by the fact that 1) i remember my dreams at all and 2) they are so effing bizarre, here's the contents of last nights dreams.
grocery shopping with killbot
and my sister at at the madison walmart for skim milk, bread and salad tongs. my sister assuring me that blueberry muffins will totally pass for jim henson's muppets. jo3
putting on cologne that came in a bottle like aftershock. actually, it was a tiny bottle in a huge bottle with some other medium bottle inside too. i couldnt' really figure it out. it glowed like flourescent blue in a black light in regular white light. i tried to pretend i didn't totally spill it while i tried to put the bottles in the bottle, but i had blue all the fuck over the place. ben came to pick up joe and take him to madison but then stayed behind while jo3
and pixylayne drove off. i kept telling ben to leave as i paced through the apartment but all he would say was, "you're not allowed to protect me." thur was sitting in the apartment observing, but always in the other room. "he's right you know," he'd yell from behind closed doors.
later, i was on some sort of military mission to save time
. creatures sort of like the predator were running around going all invisible and what not. i had these little pill bug creatures that allowed you to see through objects that you threw them on. only you could use these three-foot tubes like a telescope to see through that object from any other place at all. i had to shoot mortar shells at the creatures, but i was actually just throwing them. later kradams
helped me use my telescope tube thing to shoot them. i was really good at hitting bad guys, so i explained to kradams
where i was aiming. and she said, "OH! i was aiming at their bit patterns!"
as it turns out, the time
was actually this cake pan full of blue fucking glitter.