August 20th, 2004

sqeez

more dreams

i woke up at 9 last night and read the most recent rolling stone before sacking out again. it had a surprising effect on my nighttime musings.

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ca$h money millionaires

some money came up missing at the testing center. i suppose i misplaced it or someone stole it off of the desk. oops. no one's upset with me, but it's probably going to come out of my check. a whole day's work for five seconds' worth of poor decisions.

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william hung jury

i have been selected for jury duty starting september 1! it is slightly less exciting for me now since that will only be my second week of classes and it will seriously fuck me over if i actually have to hear the trial for very long.

still, i'm glad to be fulfilling my civic duties.

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chicago night life

hypnotique gave me the heads up about goldie and photek in chicago next weekend. i'd really like to go, but it's on a friday, which i doubt i could get off from the ex anyway and this jury duty situation certainly wouldn't be giving me any bonus points in that department.

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speaking of bonus points

today i got recognized for my outstanding achievement as a loader at fed ex. they gave me a t-shirt (large), a water bottle and a radio walkman (my third to date). all this for scanning 100% of my packages (about 450 that day) and entering in 100% of the PO numbers (about 280) correctly yesterday. apparently, this feat has never before been achieved for my particular loads.

i've since declared myself loader of the millennium. i'm thinking of making some t-shirts to that effect. [dork alert]

in other eff the ex news, another of my co-workers will be leaving soon. he is moving on to bigger and better things. this will leave me completely surrounded by noobs in my work area. i can't even imagine how unbearable this will be.

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house warming, hot tub style

i'm looking forward to the housewarming party for stewbot, spooge and opiate this weekend--especially the hot tub! i'm not sure what kind of festivities will be taking place, but i'm certain that good times will be had by all.
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point & click interface

the insignificant other

as i trolled the livejournal masses this week, i noticed a lot of people are posting about the number of people they've kissed. and, just as i do with all those damn quizzes and memes i began to question my kissing history.

the number is high. unbelievably high. i made a list three years ago and that number was about four times as large as those reported by people recently. the list will follow.

i'm sure plenty of people will have plenty to say about what that number means, but none of it will bother me. i kissed more people in elementary school than jo3 has kissed in his entire life. i'd hardly say that makes me a slut.

and, i remember all of their names. that's better than a lot of drunken sluts i know.

besides, it's a kiss. big deal. but it does bring something else to mind: i've slept with more people than some of my friends have even kissed. now, does that make me a slut? i suppose it does. still, it doesn't bother me. i like having sex. i like having good sex. i like finding someone better to have sex with than my douche bag ex-boyfriend. it's not like i've had sex at every available opportunity or anything. if i had, i'm not sure i'd ever have gotten off my back. lol. apparently, i'm a highly desired female.

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the chains of love

the list

1.kurtis mardela
2.lucas mecham
3.patrick cantwell
4.wes abplanalp
5.josh marshall
6.jeremiah koontz
7.jeff hill
8.eli chandler
9.eli sebauer
10.nick auxier
11.nick leigh
12.ethan maple
13.nate brown
14.tyler stewart
15.joe lackner
16.ira whitacre
17.tanner owings
18.micah hofferth
19.larry richardson
20.ben rogers
21.sarah o'neal
22.dawn ellis
23.angie geisler
24.beth robinson
25.brian kendall
26.brandon lee
27.jeff lee
28.rob cooper
29.brent wooden
30.daniel gruner (ha! it counts)
31.skip scroggins (boy! did that get me in trouble!)
32.todd politzotto
33.weston gray
34.james boone
35.kyle mundy
36.josh wooten
37.jason mccullough
38.jim oliva
39.dave jager
40.clark (from the DU house)
41.ben lock
42.otis chatam
43.mike kzaisack
44.liz schrieber
45.ray tice
46.will (alphabet soup)
47.sam buhlig
48.spencer peach
49.matt finney
50.chris hale
51.ashley ross
52.andrew kahl
53.tanner ferguson
54.gordon wilker
55.matt bell
56.jason hodges
57.dom duda
58.phil scott
59.emily (the stripper)
60.blake thomas
61.jason gehlhausen
62.nate deckard
63.jason chavari
64.zach graves
65.ben smith
66.thomas baranowski
67.travis barnhill
68.brian jorgensen
69.nathanael whinery
70.shawn smith
71.daniel lindsay
72.jason king
73.andrew hartwyk
74.aaron wilkerson
75.erin stout
76.patrick blouin
77.dj miller
78.chris browder
79.jeremie dexter
80.that grand raggidy bitch who assaulted me in the bathroom
81.david burgan
82.RollHer Zombie
83.elizabeth bradshaw
84.bob regan
85.lisa stout
86.joel meador
87.brian crocker
88.evan smith
89.tim cline
90.michael baird
[updated 12.12.13]

edit: i want to play spin the bottle.