it's the juice that makes it juicy

nude female soccer night with badrew & killbot

stealing the keg with stewbot & jo3

seeing the suicide machines in cincy with xtylerx and jo3

caligula

general late-night tomfoolery in downtown madison with killbot

a wake up call from nick auxier

will (dude!) teaching me the joy's of the alphabet in oak hill

slides, choclair, barefeet, sunrises and the rain in oak hill with overlord, banjo and opiate

the tearoom tequilla party with j-money, thur, opiate, overlord, jboone, killbot, stephanie and that crazy raver bitch that just wouldn't go away

rez-a-roller with stewbot, jboone, j-money, chuwie and liz

keg stands at the kansas house(go kradams!)

crown royal shots at the kansas house (you suck, reatta!)

kansas

the DUs

dry ridge with chuwie, spooge, ben, thur, vegeta_death, sparks, banjo, fa1ry_g1rl and jo3

sparks and the drug dog the night he lost his roll

barbie calling kradams' cell phone

pixylayn's "awesome" party at the sahara grotto and riding seven deep in the camero (jo3, pixylayn, fa1ry_g1rl, vegeta_death, ben, thur and i

2 live crew with thur and vegeta_death

badrew's playhouse

hot date at the mini-mart with stewbot (with free refills from the red pepper)

bad boy bill at "la discoteqa" with stewbot, surjay, chuwie, spooge, kradams, killbot, cope and krista

killbot's lobster-like claws

"i know this sounds stupid, but everything tastes fuzzy"

"the keys (wah wah wah), chuwie. (wah wah wah) the keys!"

chicago with stewbot and without fa1ry_g1rl & vegeta_death

the tearoom vodka party with overlord, spooge, bekki, kris and killbot

st patty's day syrup chugging with chuwie (i won, fool!)

breakfast pizza burnination at the kansas house

kradams's 18th birthday party at the playhouse (passed the fuck out!)

i layed down for 20 minutes
and overslept for work
stupid am/pm bullshit

i thought it seemed like a long 20 minutes

ahhhh holy shit i had some crazy dreams today

first off, i was wandering between the campuses of nku and xavier because i couldn't remember if i went to nku and i needed to get my grades or something. i ran into laura schafer at xavier and she pointed me back towards nku where i ran into jeff hill. he had this cool house but since it was the last day of school all his shit was in boxes in the middle of the hallway.

jeff lived on this creek front which actually looked like a third world country's ghetto with all the shacks and boxes piled everywhere. close to the water line, there were bar-type places that had different hallways to use as the water in the creek rose and fell.

the creek was filled with boats on either side and it looked a lot like lake havasu. for some reason i was walking back and forth along this dock than ran down one side of the creek and talking on a cell phone to micah. i could walk down without getting wet, but when i turned around, the dock had sunk.

eventually i just ended up in the water and swam up the creek a little where i ran into some girls from madison or something who were totally stoked about having found an apartment to live in that year. (note: i think these boats qualified as apartments somehow.) they seemed to know who i was and, while they looked familiar, i couldn't think of who they were. they asked me if i remembered some other girl and i said yes even though i didn't.

then mr. dhonau showed up and informed them that whatever they had found was not an apartment, but rather a very large color printer. it turns out there were dozens of these large printers in the water near us and we then had to help switch the cables on them because they were running out of ink. mr. dhonau told the girls that, at first, he thought this color printer would make a good apartment too, but this one was actually located in detroit. (yea, this makes no sense whatsoever...)

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