being uncontrolably ill at work sucks.
so, even though it really sucks waiting around for christmas presents to arrive when i order things online. it turns out i almost always order something for myself and then proceed to forget all about it. so it's like a tiny little christmas when i open up these UPS boxes and find something for me.
merry christmas, amanda.
thanks, amanda. merry christmas to you, too!
i wore my new hat to bed today
i was feeling cold and sick
and needed a nap
craziest nightmares/dreams i've had in months
there were four people in my metro
i was in the back
shane was driving
maybe jenny ping was in the back with me
i don't know
but a miata was driving toward us down a long highway
and had some crazy wreck with a car in front of us
but they just kept driving
so shane and i call 911 on our cells
but we're out in the sticks so they just keep ringing and ringing
the miata pulls up beside us
and the driver comes up to shane's window
he's a tall skinny guy
maybe larry from UPS
i play dead in the back seat
and larry just starts punching shane in the side of the head
then there was a lot of car chases
and getting beaten up
and running over larry with the metro
he was like the fucking terminator man....
then, later, i was in this house with a bunch of friends
we were all sitting at the HUGE dining table
and i was sitting on some boy's lap
and this little blonde toddler walks up and says,
"perfect. you two can stay just like that."
the a few seconds later someone shot at us
next thing i know
i'm under the table with my face pressed to the floor
and i can feel all this blood oozing across my face
it was a lot like the scene from american beauty
where kevin spacey is laid out on the kitchen table
then i woke up
and threw up all over myself
and couldn't breathe