November 25th, 2003

ice princess

BLING BLING MOTHERFUCKERS

first full supervisor paycheck = $1109

i say, GODDAMN!

i don't know why everyone doesn't work at UPS. really...

add to to that my christmas bonus and tuition reimbursement and i'm almost making 20 grand a year - for part-time.

hoogah, fucking shit!
  • Current Mood
    TA-DOW
sqeez

random strangeness

i think the UFO strings of the world are revolting
no, seriously!
in my 3 years as a proud UFO owner,
i've never had the ends of a drawstring slip inside the pants
or had the string fall out completely
but in the last two weeks
at least 5 of those suckers
(from my and others' pants)
have tried to escape!

something is afoot...
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    intrigued
sqeez

sheesh!

how many times is someonelikesyou.com going to tell me it's my last chance to find out who likes me?!

i don't need them to tell me every guy i've ever met is in love with me.
  • Current Mood
    pissed
ice princess

(no subject)

DEAR JOE -> I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOU TO KEEP UP WITH THE BILLS--EVEN WITH ALL THAT MONEY YOU'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD FOR THESE LAST SIX MONTHS. SO, AS MY CHRISTMAS GIFT TO YOU, I HAVE DECIDED TO HELP LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD. I KNOW (SINCE WE ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS) YOU WOULD DO THE SAME FOR ME. I JUST HOPE THIS SMALL FAVOR WILL BE ENOUGH. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO TO HELP OUT, BECAUSE I STILL OWE YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME IN THE LAST THREE YEARS. I KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPAY YOU FULLY FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME, BUT I THINK THAT THIS IS A GOOD START. SO, FROM NOW ON, YOU DON'T NEED TO FRET OVER THE CELL PHONE BILL. I'VE GOT IT ALL TAKEN CARE OF. I KNOW HOW BUSY YOU ARE, SO I'M SURE THIS WILL BE A GREAT WEIGHT OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS. I'M JUST GLAD I COULD HELP YOU OUT LIKE THIS.

ENJOY YOURSELF IN MADISON AND HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

<ahm3
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    incredibly amused