first full supervisor paycheck = $1109
i say, GODDAMN!
i don't know why everyone doesn't work at UPS. really...
add to to that my christmas bonus and tuition reimbursement and i'm almost making 20 grand a year - for part-time.
hoogah, fucking shit!
O SHIT!1!11! WTF LOL I JUST BURNED S2VE 2P MACNCHESE1!!!!!!! WTF
I RUL311!!!1 OMG WTF
i think the UFO strings of the world are revolting
in my 3 years as a proud UFO owner,
i've never had the ends of a drawstring slip inside the pants
or had the string fall out completely
but in the last two weeks
at least 5 of those suckers
(from my and others' pants)
have tried to escape!
something is afoot...
how many times is someonelikesyou.com going to tell me it's my last chance to find out who likes me?!
i don't need them to tell me every guy i've ever met is in love with me.
DEAR JOE -> I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOU TO KEEP UP WITH THE BILLS--EVEN WITH ALL THAT MONEY YOU'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD FOR THESE LAST SIX MONTHS. SO, AS MY CHRISTMAS GIFT TO YOU, I HAVE DECIDED TO HELP LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD. I KNOW (SINCE WE ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS) YOU WOULD DO THE SAME FOR ME. I JUST HOPE THIS SMALL FAVOR WILL BE ENOUGH. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO TO HELP OUT, BECAUSE I STILL OWE YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME IN THE LAST THREE YEARS. I KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPAY YOU FULLY FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME, BUT I THINK THAT THIS IS A GOOD START. SO, FROM NOW ON, YOU DON'T NEED TO FRET OVER THE CELL PHONE BILL. I'VE GOT IT ALL TAKEN CARE OF. I KNOW HOW BUSY YOU ARE, SO I'M SURE THIS WILL BE A GREAT WEIGHT OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS. I'M JUST GLAD I COULD HELP YOU OUT LIKE THIS.
ENJOY YOURSELF IN MADISON AND HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!