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nightmare on blake street

ahhhh holy shit i had some crazy dreams today

first off, i was wandering between the campuses of nku and xavier because i couldn't remember if i went to nku and i needed to get my grades or something. i ran into laura schafer at xavier and she pointed me back towards nku where i ran into jeff hill. he had this cool house but since it was the last day of school all his shit was in boxes in the middle of the hallway.

jeff lived on this creek front which actually looked like a third world country's ghetto with all the shacks and boxes piled everywhere. close to the water line, there were bar-type places that had different hallways to use as the water in the creek rose and fell.

the creek was filled with boats on either side and it looked a lot like lake havasu. for some reason i was walking back and forth along this dock than ran down one side of the creek and talking on a cell phone to micah. i could walk down without getting wet, but when i turned around, the dock had sunk.

eventually i just ended up in the water and swam up the creek a little where i ran into some girls from madison or something who were totally stoked about having found an apartment to live in that year. (note: i think these boats qualified as apartments somehow.) they seemed to know who i was and, while they looked familiar, i couldn't think of who they were. they asked me if i remembered some other girl and i said yes even though i didn't.

then mr. dhonau showed up and informed them that whatever they had found was not an apartment, but rather a very large color printer. it turns out there were dozens of these large printers in the water near us and we then had to help switch the cables on them because they were running out of ink. mr. dhonau told the girls that, at first, he thought this color printer would make a good apartment too, but this one was actually located in detroit. (yea, this makes no sense whatsoever...)

then this boat speeds by and i have to duck underwater so i don't get hit. when i resurface i'm in this underground drainage system (like something that would be near a huge dam). down a couple of different tunnels, i can see these dudes:

they're about 20 feet tall or so and i think they are blind. they are definitely chasing me and every time i turn around there's a new one coming toward me.

(here's the hilarious part.)

when i see these guys, i scream. but i don't just yell in fear. i say "no! bear is driving!"

(and it get's even better)

i actually woke up and said this out loud at least three times.

sheesh..... i'm fucking crazy.


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May. 4th, 2004 12:08 pm (UTC)
hahaha, dustin furnish (i think dustin came up with it) nicknamed jeff hill "grasshopper" back in high school. i think we had nicknames for everybody. "Penguin" was always my favorite...too bad i don't remember his real name. i only remember jeff hill because his mom hated me.
May. 4th, 2004 01:46 pm (UTC)
yeah i remember when i first found out you called him grasshopper. i can't say i remember who penguin was though.

/me thinks of dorky kids in high school...

(kevin crabtree, derek luebke, eh, i dunno)

nick names rule.
May. 4th, 2004 04:37 pm (UTC)
i think it was kevin crabtree!!
May. 4th, 2004 12:22 pm (UTC)
that's pretty insane that we each had crazy dreams last night.
May. 4th, 2004 01:44 pm (UTC)
i have crazy dreams all the fucking time, but they are rarely so crazy that i actually wake up screaming.

it's even more rare that i can go back to sleep after something like that. god i love my tempurpedic....
May. 4th, 2004 03:53 pm (UTC)
totally. last time i had a crazy dream i hit my head on my headboard. fucking hurt like hell, but i still got back to sleep eventually.
May. 4th, 2004 12:46 pm (UTC)
holy shit
"no! bear is driving!" hahahaha goddamnit that is fantastic!
May. 4th, 2004 01:45 pm (UTC)
i knew you'd like that
and since that's all i could say i'd be putting emphasis on different words each time.

BEAR is driving!

NO, bear is DRIVING!

so silly!

i wish someone had been here to hear it.
May. 5th, 2004 08:21 am (UTC)
mr. dhonau rules. Dont fuck with that man
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