"hey amanda this is nick's friend season. oh, i didn't mean to say nick out loud... ignore that. sorry, i'm drunk, but nick's really nice and he likes the throbbing pussy so you should just let him fucking be up in it HARD. let him put it in your mouth. who cares what he does? you should just let him put it any hole he wants. bye"
people are hilarious.
note to self: make more drunken phone calls in the future.