or she lies about reading it to me.
because she does brag about it to me.
deceit goes so nicely with motherhood, don't you think?
yeah, me either.
Tue, 18:15: PEE-WEE'S XXX ADVENTURE: A PORN PARODY http://t.co/RcUJOpcj @ ryan_coldfeet (trailer is SFW)
Sun, 11:08: Am I the only one who is disappointed when I wake up too early for McDonald's lunch? #icanhascheezburger?
Пн, 20:23: With a name like peasant potaoes and all the accoutrement of a modern kitchen, you'd think this would be a dish I could master…