so i was IMing this chick jessica who just happens to have been my boyfriend's internet girlfriend. we chat it up sometimes, but never really talk about anything. that's ok with me. i think she's incredibly immature and a little on the stupid side. but i try to keep up with her life somewhat. you know that whole thing about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer.
so anyway, my boyfriend comes online and suddenly jessica says, "oh shit! i have to go. later." but she doesn't go offline or away.
so i message my boyfriend.
joe: hey! what are you up to? swell: just chattin with jessica. joe: ahh cool. me too.