sWell (shakewell) wrote,

the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [melo]

if i don't get some action soon, i seriously think i'm going to explode.

that reminds me. my friend beth's boyfriend went off to college when she was a senior in high school. after a few days she said to me, "i think a part of me is dying, amanda."

i chuckled to myself and tought, "i wonder which part, slut."

but, sadly, now i know her pain.

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