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can't wait 'til she's gone

"i can't find one of my plates. they were here yesterday. do you know where it is."

yes, bridget, i keep track of all our dishes, thanks for bothering me at work.

but, wait! now i hear she thinks i did something with it. ha! yes, i hid it under my bed, because that's such a terrible thing to do! man, i got you good, fucker! would i really come clean to you if i did something to your stuff? how fucking stupid are you?

apparently you've planned on moving out for months; why not pack your shit in advance? life is hard. i know. boo hoo.

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chuwie
Mar. 7th, 2008 07:44 pm (UTC)
There is a red plastic clothes hanger that I've been looking for from when I lived in the Crackhouse. Have you seen it?
shakewell
Mar. 7th, 2008 08:03 pm (UTC)
you mean the one i used for my botched abortion then hung my blue polka dot dress on before donating it to good will. how did you find out?!


hey, by the way, have you seen my red, vinyl purse?
chuwie
Mar. 7th, 2008 09:44 pm (UTC)
Yes. I put Bridget's plate in it and tossed it off a bridge.
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