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damn you, old man winter AND two questions

yesterday, i was remarking about how i may have recently fucked up my back a little.

today i slipped on some ice at work.

twice.

then i had to pick like (seriously) five tons of shit at work and drag it all over that fucking warehouse.

now, i am positive i have fucked up my back quite a bit.

i wish chuwie lived here so we could both lie on the floor and drink beers together. that is all i want to do in this moment.

xxx

question one: since when is "so, how many kids do you have?" an appropriate conversation-starting topic with someone you've only exchanged names with (and who isn't wearing a wedding ring)?

question two: is there an age/weight limit to thongs?

xxx

i had a hot date tonight.

i canceled.

i'm an idiot.

surprise.

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thaimaishuus
Dec. 28th, 2006 02:38 am (UTC)
I saw a girl at the vet a few years ago, who at the time, was my height and weight that I am now, and the crack of her thong ass was showing.

Did I mention she had to be under the age of 13?
alison_may
Dec. 28th, 2006 02:50 am (UTC)
It is only appropriate to ask that question when you already know the person has kids, but don't know how many. And it is only appropriate to ask it in a non-patrionising or non-insulting way.

I never wear a thong. Damn, they're just too uncomfortable. I think its only appropriate to wear one after the age of 16 and the only weight restriction should be whether or not you're "mushrooming" (ie:- bulging out over the sides)
elizabethford
Dec. 28th, 2006 04:13 am (UTC)
1. even better is when someone asks, "so when are you going to start trying?" and then you tell them you don't want kids, and they look at you all knowingly and say, "Oh, you will..." I guess I missed the memo that wanting kids was a requirement of being female.

i got the "so how many kids do you have?" question when i worked at frisch's a lot, and it really shocked me. it assumes WAY too much.
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