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By limitedbythesky

faster than ben Stats


Formed: 26th February 2006
Split: 28th July 2014
Best Album: 'Reynard Unawaked Cliche Quelled Vomers Choosey' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single: 'Dictums Pork' 7/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 30th May 2006.)
Records Sold: 950,856 in total (475,065 albums, 475,791 singles).
Reputation: Cult
Groupies: joka_boo has the remarkable tendancy to come on tour more than a lifetime of roadies.
Other'Stewbums Plans Dicasts Armagnac Tetanic' was denied airplay on MTV after the stations producers labeled the track as the most pretentious, worthless pile of shite since Paul McCartney's last solo single.



faster than ben Member Profiles

stewbot



stewbot suffered a prolonged attack at the hands of a group of elderly women, who treated the faster than ben singer to a few well placed kicks to the groin. It is safe to say that stewbot is becoming more of a public hate figure than Hussein ever was.

klbradley



klbradley is determined to show their worth to faster than ben by taking up guitar lessons. Take my advice mate,it isn't fucking worth it. Once shit always shit.
shakewell


shakewell insists on using their thumb instead of their fingers to hit frets, which means that they tweak out a startling 10 notes a minute.
brasko



brasko cannot drum for shit and should quit before a wise man trolleys them in the head with a well-placed bullet.
chuwie



Talented, innovative and passionate. These are all words you'd use to describe chuwie's musical ability if you were on 20 E's and a litre bottle of scotch.

Single Releases


# Title Date
22 Crucian Nonages Mar 2006
19 Dictums Pork May 2006
14 Stich Llama Crucifer Jul 2006
10 Sonneted Distich Kneels Jul 2006
1 Apogee Mangaby Updives Jun 2007
6 Bugger Aug 2007
6 Slitters Gratinee Coolant Padrones Conjure Creatine Oct 2007
15 Foretell Pontil Lacqueys Relater Nov 2007
17 Mockup Whinge Ekpwele Dec 2008
31 Stewbums Plans Dicasts Armagnac Tetanic Jan 2009
33 Retore Lordship Ciceros Apr 2009
27 Polemics Clinking Tannates Jun 2010
25 Weeding Jul 2010
25 Stumps Renal Geneses Texases Doser Uplifter Sep 2010
23 Unmanned Oct 2010
82 Squilla Restudy Nov 2011
N/A Staggard Retainer Dec 2011
N/A Auteur Rustiest Epiphyte Socagers Grudged Mar 2012
N/A Ruffian Voled Mar 2013
N/A Dhourra Misfits Apr 2013
N/A Crumbs Houseman Tokology Cyclings Augites Hangings May 2013

Album Releases


# Title Date
40 Sukkoth Tallying Salal Feb 2006
N/A Kabukis May 2007
15 Heady Supremer Leech Pegs Sunderer Beechier Oct 2008
21 Tumoral Cannoli Scarves Falbalas Mar 2010
75 Feoffees Shmear Encages En Abaters Sep 2011
N/A Reynard Unawaked Cliche Quelled Vomers Choosey Jan 2013


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( 3 comments — Say Something )
chuwie
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:00 pm (UTC)
I love it!
brasko
Feb. 27th, 2006 04:07 am (UTC)
eh
im so confused...please explain...
dano_rocks
Feb. 27th, 2006 05:51 am (UTC)
"Superman, what are you doing in hell?"

"I killed a hooker once, she said I was faster than a speeding ben"
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